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other people: hey mom i crashed my car, i'm dropping out of school, and then running away with my boyfriend when he gets out of jail

other people: hey mom i crashed my car, i'm dropping out of school, and then running away with my boyfriend when he gets out of jail
their parents: ok sweetie thank you for telling me, you are such a good child
me: mom i dropped my pencil
my parents: YOU ARE SO STUPID WHAT KIND OF IDIOT DROPS A PENCIL ARE YOU DUMB OR SOMETHING AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HOW LAZY YOU ARE WHY DON'T YOU PICK UP THAT PENCIL YOU LAZY ASS CHILD GOD YOU'RE EVEN LAZY AROUND THE HOUSE LIKE I BET IF WE LEFT FOR A WEEK YOU'D BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU'D BE TOO LAZY TO COOK FOR YOURSELF YOU UNGRATEFUL DISGRACE OF A CHILD