I hate my fucking life. I'm a god damn failure. I'm 22 years old and I'm a fucking lowly cook at a...

Q: I hate my fucking life. I'm a god damn failure. I'm 22 years old and I'm a fucking lowly cook at a fast food joint. This is the only job I've ever had and I will probably never get a better one. My coworker harasses me verbally all day. If I told my boss, he would just cut my already low salary. All that fuckface cares about is money.

Outside of work, I don't do anything. My best friend is mentally retarded, but I suppose that's better than nothing. I am in love with one of my neighbors. She's a gorgeous southern belle who just moved here, but I'm sure she hates me too. Fuck.

I'm stuck in my home town because I never learned to drive. I fail the driver's license test EVERY FUCKING TIME I TAKE IT. FUCK THIS. Worst of all I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.

LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF THIS HAS OFFICIALLY MADE MY WHOLE LIFE AND I CRACKED UP AT THIS. OMG I FUCKING LOVE YOU! ♥